Sunday, September 24, 2006

The Announcement and Denouncement of Amos (Revised)

How wicked is the world! There are people who are like the fat cows of Bashan. They are clogging the stream of justice. Praise those who fulfill God’s purpose; condemn those who are treacherous and unjust.

Let us assess two Physical Education professors who can exemplify the qualities above. Our swimming instructor will represent the good quality, while our dance instructor will represent the evil plaguing humanity.

Our swimming instructor was a member of the national team. She has told us about her meeting her husband in the pool, sharing with us personal experiences has given her a dynamic character. She was evocatively funny. Her class was never boring, giving us the best education she can offer. What better way is there to learn than in fun? She gives a level of concern for her students, making her well loved by her students.

Our dance instructor, who dresses badly and smells, is a demon that took form of a human who looks like a demon. For short, no matter how you hide things your ugliness will eventually come out. She deducts points for mid-term grades for not following instructions. She is a bureaucratic fool. Her system is being thwarted by bureaucratic inertia. She is like a capitalist who abuses the proletarians. As Karl Marx predicted, her apprentices will wage war on her. Her doom is inevitable.

There are many types of species in the world, as the Theory of Natural Selection states. Only the fittest will survive. Good shall win over evil. When we die, the righteous will go to heaven; the cruel will rot in hell in endless apathy.

I guess you know where the two will go. Do not worry, oh dance instructor, we will pray for the eternal repose of your soul. May God have mercy on your soul! Immortalize the spirit of justice as to bring heaven back to the hell that is earth.

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